Stone Age Techno-geek Gifts

The first animation.

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

A gift to complete the man cave.

The Final Chapter.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"This thing isn't working."

Developing the boomerang.

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

Digital Dinosaur

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

My computer teacher remembers using Windows 3.1.

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

'I lost my mobile phone so I had to dig out my 1988 one with its attached digital camera.'

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,

"It's a great invention, but will it start up on cold mornings?"

"Have you ever considered launching a stock image website?"

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

And on the 7th Day, he put in his bid.

"We're close."

Battery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.

"This is a recording."

Thank you for contacting customer service. Your business is very important to us. Please continue to hold for the next available pigeon.

Target

"I was a hunter, then I was a gatherer. But now, I'm just a grunter."

A moth with a palm pilot.