Stone Age Geeks Gifts

"I was a hunter, then I was a gatherer. But now, I'm just a grunter."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Stonehenge Explained

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

Oog is backing up all our files.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'What's on the other side?...'

The first animation.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

The first art critic

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'Somebody got some sun.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.