Stone Age Scientist Gifts

The Invention Of Insurance

"Another startup."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Used wheels

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Too much club."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"This is what I use for social media."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."