Stone Age Scientist Pillows

The Invention Of Insurance

"Another startup."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"This is what I use for social media."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."