Stone Age Explorer Gifts

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

Prehistoric ice skating.

'You're missing a few commandments.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Ancient Racing

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

The Gladiator.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Life after death"

Early accounting scandals.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

Souvenirs.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Pompeii restoration project.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."