Stone Age Explorer Gifts

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

Prehistoric ice skating.

'You're missing a few commandments.'

Ugg inadvertently invents meals-on-wheels.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Ancient Racing

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Life after death"

The Gladiator.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Early accounting scandals.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

Souvenirs.

Oog is backing up all our files.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Pompeii restoration project.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"