Stonehenge Explorer Gifts

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Tourists in Egypt

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Life after death"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I get it!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Europe on $5000 a day.

Conspiracy Theory Books

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

The refinancing didn't come through -- I say we just walk away from the project.

Europe

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Travel Scenes

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!