Visit To Stonehenge Gifts

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Tourists and their Pets.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Used wheels

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"I get it!"

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"This must be Easter Island!"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Easter Island Secret