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"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Tourists and their Pets.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Used wheels

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"He ran out of pee."

"I get it!"

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Easter Island Secret