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Original Stonehenge

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I get it!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Paddlithic Period

Paleo-to-go

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."