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'Uh-Oh...it seems that today Karl is in a really bad mood.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Used wheels

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...