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'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Johnny Winter.

Nick Cave

Listening to Coldplay.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Nick Cave

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Ozzy Osbourne

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Disease-y Top

Rod Stewart

Mick Jagger.

Robert Johnson.