Stone Face Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh-Oh...it seems that today Karl is in a really bad mood.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"This must be Easter Island!"

'Is the fire included?'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."