Stone Wall Aficionado Gifts

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

The first Dermatologist.

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Here's the weak point."

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

The famous Walled-off salad.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

The first art critic

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Cave Wallpaper

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

"A little to the right."

Keister Island