Stone Wall Aficionado Pillows

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Brickie's Mate

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

The first Dermatologist.

"Here's the weak point."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

The famous Walled-off salad.

The first art critic

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Cave Wallpaper

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Keister Island

People admire a freshly painted wall

"A little to the right."