Brick Wall Fanatic Pillows

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Lego Haircut

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

"Here's the weak point."

Home maintenance

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Brick and Mortar

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'This doesn't look good.'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"