Stone Walls Gifts

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Early Business Planning

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"I call it angle-poise"

The famous Walled-off salad.

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Bricklayers in goal.

"We're going have to build higher walls."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Keister Island

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

Metropolitan Marines

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Bricklayer admires her work.

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"Note the arrangement of stones, the primitive inscriptions and drawings... Hopkins! We've discovered a prehistoric cartoon-a-day calendar!"

"She looks hard."

"Uh-oh. . . looks like the clock's stopped. . ."

Bricklayer Gets Rubber Check

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

Low Budget Sequel: Rear Window II, A Room Without A View,

'It's the three masons.'

A cat balancing stones and the moon