Stone Structures Gifts

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

The first car accident.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Sculptor's chippings

'It's slobberin' time!'

"Too much club."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I call it angle-poise"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Monolithopoly.

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Keister Island

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

'Ms. Peters, the decorator forgot the draw bridge.'

Before paper and scissors were invented...

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Caution Falling Rocks