Rock Formations Gifts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Teamwork!

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Rock - see you in a million years!

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

How Glaciations Begin

Stratigraphy

Popera!

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

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