Rocks Gifts

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Politically correct pumice.

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

"They're all native to the region."

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

Caveman delivers hugh rock to cave: 'I'm delivering the furniture you ordered.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

Lennon and McCartney.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

EWE 2.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

ZZZZZZZ Top

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

At the rock concert...

The rocket powered skiier

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

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"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Rocking Witches.