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"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

The first car accident.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Early Business Planning

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sculptor's chippings

"Too much club."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I call it angle-poise"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Monolithopoly.

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Keister Island

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

'Ms. Peters, the decorator forgot the draw bridge.'

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Carving a Sculpture.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

Before paper and scissors were invented...