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"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

The first car accident.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

A Kangermoo

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Music to their ears.

"I call it angle-poise"

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Stonehenge Imitation

High end of the market...

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Monolithopoly.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

I'm on a productivity drive.

"You and your stones collection!"

Fastest gun on the Silk Road