Stones Pillows

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

The first car accident.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"I'm still pre-literate."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

A Kangermoo

Music to their ears.

"I call it angle-poise"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

High end of the market...

Stonehenge Imitation

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Captain Thomas Coram.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Monolithopoly.

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"You and your stones collection!"