Brick Wall Artist Gifts

Metropolitan Marines

"Werewolves of London..."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Home maintenance

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

'This doesn't look good.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level