Brick Wall Artist Gifts

Metropolitan Marines

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Werewolves of London..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Toys and environmental pollution

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Home maintenance

The famous Walled-off salad.

'This doesn't look good.'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

LEGO profits.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"We're going have to build higher walls."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'