Stonehenge Admirer Gifts

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Spudhenge

Stonehenge Bowling

"Your teeth remind me of Stonehenge."

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Redecorating Easter Island.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Statue of Liberty

"I get it!"

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"I think I'm lost."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Hares looking at Euclid

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Moai having a lightbulb moment

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Artisanal Pottery

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!