Stonehenge Enthusiast Gifts

"I get it!"

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

The First Spring Clean

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Solstice June 2021

The Stone Doorway Company

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Is the fire included?'