Stonehenge Gifts

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

The first car accident.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Too much club."

"I get it!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Is the fire included?'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

FedRex

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Monolithopoly.

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."