Stonehenge Seeker Gifts

Prehistoric Clocks.

'I'm sure it's lovely, dear, I'm just not really a henge person.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Pyramid catflap...

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I get it!"

Anatomy.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Stonehenge Imitation

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Stonehenge Bowling

Pirates

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Spudhenge

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

'You're missing a few commandments.'

'You and your stones collection.'

The First Spring Clean

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

pro and Con.

Riding the first wheel - varooom!