Stonehenge Seeker Gifts

Prehistoric Clocks.

'I'm sure it's lovely, dear, I'm just not really a henge person.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Pyramid catflap...

So You've Cloned Yourself

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I get it!"

Anatomy.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

The refinancing didn't come through -- I say we just walk away from the project.

Stonehenge Imitation

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Stonehenge Bowling

Spudhenge

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Pirates

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

'You're missing a few commandments.'

The First Spring Clean

'You and your stones collection.'

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."