Iron Age Explorer Gifts

"Wait! Come Back!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Tourists in Egypt

Ice shelfie.

"Life after death"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Mummy Beggar

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Europe on $5000 a day.

Painted into a corner.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

Cave painting by numbers

Europe

'How about a cold one?'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Travel Scenes