Ice Age Explorer Gifts

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'This bike has been frozen in the ice for over 4,000 years. The tribe who built it was probably more intelligent than the other tribes of that time period.'

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Ice fisher.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Ice shelfie.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Igloo for birds.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Go ahead and dissect me

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Bored?'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Penguin of the Month.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Running out of Gas.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'