Ice Age Explorer Gifts

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'This bike has been frozen in the ice for over 4,000 years. The tribe who built it was probably more intelligent than the other tribes of that time period.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Ice fisher.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Ice shelfie.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Bored?'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Penguin of the Month.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Running out of Gas.

A polar bear holds a press conference.

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'