First Device Pillows

"It's been so nice getting to interact with you for these past six years. Here's your first device."

e-shoes

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

WiFi Signals

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'My first camera'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

The Inexperienced Cook

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"I can't believe my first published short story is about me."

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

'Great, Shannon! Don't move! This is the best flycatcher we've ever had!'

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

Another opening, another show!

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"Quiet, they're talking."