Device Addict Pillows

'They are all watching it on their ipods and ipads!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Fur Baby

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Spooning

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"I need a more interactive you."

Family Time

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'