Tech Addicts Pillows

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Technological Dependence.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'