Self-proclaimed Tech Addict Pillows

"My best friend is my phone."

"Textin’"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Book Worm

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Man-mobile

Telephone Box

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

I want you to turn off your computer, get off your butt, and lose some of that bandwidth.

Prisoner of technology

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

Dead spots