Self-proclaimed Tech Addict T-Shirts

"My best friend is my phone."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Textin’"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Unicorn in the Woods

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Book Worm

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Man-mobile

Telephone Box

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Prisoner of technology

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."