Tech Addict's Nightmare T-Shirts

"Keep going. I’m taking dictation – it’s all good."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I need a more interactive you."

Family Time

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Man-mobile

'Please, pay attention.'

Social Media Blues

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Evolution

Deposit phones here

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"#skydiving"