Tech Addict's Nightmare Gifts

"Keep going. I’m taking dictation – it’s all good."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Smartass Phone

"My best friend is my phone."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"I need a more interactive you."

Family Time

Man-mobile

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Luddite Zoom.

'Please, pay attention.'

"Is it an important text?"

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

Social Media Blues

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Deposit phones here

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."