Tech Addicts With A Humorous Side Gifts

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Selfie Stick

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

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Man-mobile

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Prisoner of technology

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

Computer...Computee

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."