Tech Addicts With A Humorous Side Mugs

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

Selfie Stick

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"My best friend is my phone."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Giggle.

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

AI Summit

Man-mobile

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

Prisoner of technology

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

I want you to turn off your computer, get off your butt, and lose some of that bandwidth.

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

Computer...Computee

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."