Tech Addicts Mugs

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

The Selfie

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."