Tech Addiction Mugs

"Apparently he's been lost in the desert for days."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

The Smartass Phone

"My best friend is my phone."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Swiss Army Phone

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I need a more interactive you."

Addiction to mobile.