Tech Addiction Prints

"Apparently he's been lost in the desert for days."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"My best friend is my phone."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I need a more interactive you."

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Addiction to mobile.

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