Computer Addict Prints

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"My best friend is my phone."

"Noooooooooooo!"

Spooning

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Facebook For Dogs.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Essex computer.

"I need a more interactive you."

The Eternal Question

Island and man

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Man-mobile

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'