Tech User With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

Hiding the electronics.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"You are still here."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.