Tech User With A Sense Of Humor Prints

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

Hiding the electronics.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"You are still here."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Robot Robber

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.