Tech Addict Pillows

'I used to text, but now there's a patch that allows me to communicate face to face.'

"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."

Cell Phone Addiction Treatment Center.

Rich in metaverse. Poor in real life

Research suggests mobile phones affect male fertility: The lead underpants may present an alternative strategy but could I just suggest you use your phone less!

"Help! Help! My phone is dying!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Excuse me, do you have toe wifi password for this place please?"

'It seems that using a smartphone excessively can really cause illness. This thing is grown on your hand!'

"I think we should send his cell phone to whomever he was texting when he crashed."

'We're starting to see these symptoms in a lot of new recruits, Sergeant. We call it CPW for Cell Phone Withdrawal.'

"Up there, mate."

"Madame, I am disabled! Yesterday, I lost my smartphone."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

Watch your way! Don't use your mobile while walking!

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

"I'm afraid you'll have to stop using it for a moment..."

"Did we. . . have a pram. . . with us when we. . . left the house this morning?"

"If you need help, I'll be playing videos on my laptop."

"If Twitter told you to jump off a bridge, would you?"

"I told them they could board, but they're having a hard time letting go."

Dog Walker

"So, do you like your new book?"

Queen's Mobile

"If that's for me, I'm not here, OK?"

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"Nobody cares any more."

Dead spots

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"You know, there are more important ways you can use a drone. Besides, walking to the kitchen would probably be good for you."

"It's a new phenomenon. When computers go down for an extended period of time, people start to devolve."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."