Technology Addict Pillows

Tech stocks rose on news that 98% of the population are addicted to gadgets.

"Closing time, Jake...LAST CALL!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.