Technology Addict Pillows

Tech stocks rose on news that 98% of the population are addicted to gadgets.

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

"Closing time, Jake...LAST CALL!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

The Smartass Phone

"Noooooooooooo!"

Current location

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'