First Camera Pillows

'My first camera'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Candid Camera store.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Moving in

A boy with a camera

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Man Ray

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

IKEA Book

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

Road Test

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Hamster.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures