First Camera Mugs

'My first camera'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Candid Camera store.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Moving in

A boy with a camera

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"Is there a problem officer?"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Road Test

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Hamster.

"He's cut two teeth."