First Camera Gift Pillows

A boy with a camera

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'They're dog roses!'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Say it with flowers

The wife whisperer.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Christmas Presents.

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'My first camera'

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.