Child's First Computer Pillows

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Googoo

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."